It was Saturday night, and Tom —a die-hard soccer fan— couldn’t miss the season opener. With his team’s scarf around his neck and a beer in hand, he headed off to the stadium full of excitement.
Before leaving, his wife Clara —who stayed home with their baby— reminded him sweetly:
“Babe, record a video of the crowd for me, I want to feel like I’m there with you.”
During the first half, everything was going perfectly. The stadium roared, the fans were singing, and Tom pulled out his phone to capture the electric atmosphere.
What he didn’t realize… was who was standing directly in front of his camera.
In the video, a young woman in tight jeans and a crop top was celebrating the goal —her back turned completely to the camera, shaking and jumping in full glory. Her rear end was the true star of the shot.
Without thinking twice, Tom sent the video to Clara with the message:
“Look at this crowd, insane vibes!”
Five minutes later, his phone buzzed.
It was a photo —a screenshot from the video— and Clara’s message read:
“My new favorite sport is hockey 😎
My husband received this photo from me and immediately wants a divorce 😱”
Tom nearly choked on his beer. He called her instantly:
“Babe! I swear I didn’t even notice her! I was just trying to show you the crowd!”
Clara, who had a sharp sense of humor (and even sharper sarcasm), replied calmly:
“It’s okay, love. Just… next time you want to stay married, maybe point the camera at the sky… or your shoes.”
Since that night, Tom only records fireworks, the scoreboard, or his own face —just to be safe.
And Clara? She still teases him:
“That was the most visually impactful match I’ve ever seen. 😏”
